OK – I know it’s only Tuesday.
And by hilarious I mean the kind of hilarity one
might experience on the post-iceberg Titanic if someone tripped
over their shoelace.
The report I’m referring to is a header this morning in The Independent stating that someone (ooooh) in the
Conservative inner circle (oooooh) reckons Tory rebels will act – and I quote
“lightning fast” (oooooh) if Boris Johnson is found to have lied to Parliament.
I’ve nothing really to add because crazy cannot be satirised as many before
me have commented. Put aside the intrinsically ridiculous idea of a ‘Tory
rebel’ when the whole shower of them are the most bent-over, crawling, craven,
crass, cretinous bunch you ever regretted. The article just left me wondering whether Edinburgh
council would act ‘lightning fast” if any more dog owners are found to have
left giant amounts of dog shit on the pavements around where I live…
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