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Tuesday 25 December 2018

BREXMAS


Corbyn is a pudding and the PM is a turkey
The railways are in chaos and the banks are rather murky
But at least it’s Christmas and we’re buying piles of tat
Oh Jesus Christ, what d’ya think of that?

Corbyn is a fruitcake, Theresa is a stick,
The high street’s for the high jump and the NHS is sick
But at least it’s Christmas with our faces in our phones
Oh Jesus can you please control those drones.

May is a bit racist, Corbyn’s a bit slow
The environment is knackered and we ain't had any snow
Theresa gave us Windrush and the nasty ‘go home’ van
Jesus help us, Jeremy Corbyn still thinks he’s our man.

Jezz cannot articulate and May don’t give a shit
Brexit is Apocalypse and we are all bound by it
There is no Great Escape; there is only Die Hard 4
Oh Jesus Christ I can’t take any more.

There is no leadership, there is no opposition
Nobody is driving so we can’t change our position
How did we get to such a state, we didn’t think it through
Its Christmas once again lord but
It’s now to do with you…

MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Saturday 8 December 2018

293. BREXIT – The conclusion of a Con.


Brexit will conclude the betrayal of Britain’s Working Class and the corruption of the post-war promise of equality.

I once heard a young journalist talking about the Iraq war after its nominal conclusion but before the financial collapse of 2008. He declared, even back then, people were – in his view – bored of talking about it.  I’d argue that we are still very much in the thick of the consequences of that illegal invasion so that comment seems even odder to me now than it did then.

To put this in context – I believe that Brexit – for those of us who don’t put political economic and social phenomena in neat boxes with a public interest sell-by date – has its roots way back before the turn of this century – and before the gutter press seriously got their teeth into anti-EU rhetoric – straight bananas and all that crap.


The betrayal of the peace dividend, the trashing of the welfare state, insane foreign policies and a stranglehold gained by the sly, stealthy and wealthy, is actually what led to Brexit. Bizarrely, many voters were easily diverted to an incongruous and catastrophic conclusion by the very people and the very class that betrayed them.

Here I offer up four videos I made for this blog, three short talking heads – two comedy and one not - and one monologue.  In this first extract from my recent show Just Words (a rather ropey recording – sorry)  I start with the world I was born into in the 1960s and the beliefs people then had, that slowly emerging opportunities for equality would grow not diminish...

BREXIT: 1 - The Con - a slice from my show 

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When the world around us starts to feel scary, the con artists have an easier job and they love to offer rose-tinted spectacles.

BREXIT: 2 Rose tinted twaddle  - comedy poem

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As the world was destabilised by the illegal invasion of Iraq, mass migration and economic corruption and with inequality growing exponentially especially in the UK and the US, terrorism (like much of everything else) went global. Predictably, people began to fear the mass migration set in motion by that destabilisation.

BREXIT:3 Reckless destabilisation - performance poem

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And with global credibility so important to all political, social and economic aspects of national life – the empire / colonial fantasists forgot that the world is watching.

BREXIT:4 Collapse of credibility - performance poem


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Tuesday 4 December 2018

292. ‘Respecting the Will of the People’ is the nastiest Brexit euphemism going.


Respecting the Will of the People, is the nastiest political euphemism going and it is vomited up daily by Brexiteers and even politicians who voted Remain and know this is a disaster.

Satirists in the US are complaining they have a weak, senile, nazi at the helm. Here in the UK, we have no one driving this tug.

The offending phrase is worse than ‘let me be clear about this’ which occurs just before MPs prevaricate and muddy the waters. It is worse than ‘I wouldn’t insult the intelligence of the British people’ just as they do that very thing. It is worse than going all dreamy eyed when talking about our ‘friends and allies’ while alienating those very countries. It is marginally worse even than the phrase ‘taking back our borders’ when pretty much anything worth building a border around – all the family silver – was sold off between 1982 (first public utility sale of The Docks Transport Board  under Thatcher) and 2013 (last major sell-off - Royal Mail – thanks Vince Cable – undersold by £190m).

Many voters were lured in by the jingoism and xenophobic rhetoric, entirely missing the point that what the big hitters of the Leave Campaigns were actually slavering over was total de-regulation at a level thatcher could only dream of, the obliteration of all those pesky workers’ rights and environmental protections that stand in the way of profit.

The utter delinquency of the phrase ‘Respecting the Will of the People’ which is trotted out, ad infinitum, as an argument against holding a second referendum, is that  it means the double opposite of what it says.

a.     The ‘will of the people’ has palpably altered now folk know the extent to which they were lied to and catastrophic reality is staring them in the face.
b.     If the Will of the people is to be respected with regard to the above point, a full second referendum is not just common sense it is a democratic imperative.
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Thanks hugely to everyone who came to my gig last night. It was very, very much appreciated. This will be my last post this side of 2019 but if there are any good video clips I will try post them. Meanwhile – don’t forget to put one of my books on your Christmas list.