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Tuesday 2 November 2021

408. Meta Mega Monsters of the Metaverse

Facebook is to be renamed Meta – apparently. But a ruse by any other name still stinks.

So – globally – while we await the outcome of COP26 and what Thunberg so ably spelled out as “blah blah blah” there are already 1.4 billion climate refugees. Though – as a refugee expert explained to me – the climate crisis is not one of the legal listed categories for refugee status even now!

Meanwhile the world’s billionaires show us the gruesome future; one where we fritter away time and resources on nonsense while the clock ticks. Musk spent billions proving he could quite pointlessly and fruitlessly get it up. That old fart Branson also spent the wealth of a small country proving he too is a space cadet.

With the announcement of Fb’s new name, I was reminded of sitting in Glasgow airport (awaiting an arrival) and there was a guy two seats away wearing a VR headset. His body was present but clearly his mind was elsewhere as his intermittent disconcerting and disconnected chuckles and odd jerks and small disjointed movements proclaimed. I can only say it was like sitting in public next to someone masturbating, which seems apt. But with Musk / Branson / Besos it’s self-indulgence on a gargantuan scale.

 Zuckerberg and Clegg – ignoring the harm their algorithms have done especially to young women and girls - simply continue their virtual kiddy fiddling while Rome burns – after announcing the ridiculous name change and plans to move to the Metaverse.

We’ve all seen the movie...

Here in the UK, we don’t need to wait for the planet to become uninhabitable for humans because we chose suicide by Brexit.

 UK rivers are full of untreated shit

The budget was a load of shit (see my first Tedtalk below)

COP26 is shaping up to be a pile of shit

Brexshit is an entirely unpolished turd

Boris Johnson doesn’t give a shit

The pavements are covered in shit (more so since the shit-brained went out and bought millions of dogs during lockdown)

Thatcher’s privatisation shovelled shit loads of money to the wealthy which is why Britain is a wasteland of stripped public assets and thanks to the privatised water companies - why the rivers are now bobbing with shit

This government’s handling of covid was uber shit

The £billions wasted on profiteering and incompetence since March 2020 makes us all feel shitty

Lord Frost has shit for brains and is working on a fish fight with France to muddy the already stinking swamp waters of populist politics.

Remember – it’s only the billionaires who can really escape. That leaves another 7++ billion of us…


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This week do check out my very first Ted talk ft Ted Baker 

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