(No offence Tolkien etc…)
Dominic Cummings
Modern Nosferatu
Lost his pet eugenicist
Then travelled too far to
Visit his parents
In wild Durham county
Taking his germs
A pandemic bounty
The plebs all stopped in
As we were told
To protect the sick
The weak and the old
Ordinary folk
Who broke Dommy’s rules
Got fined or profiled
In the media as fools
How will Boris cope
If Worm Tongue is through
Bo-Jo can’t keep track
Of when babies are due
It’s now clear to all
Cummings is a berk
But
Without Dom - Boris Johnson
Might have to do some WORK
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Something for the little ones Crazy Clothes with Granny Amanda (there are 20 of these so fill your boots...)