After months of political constipation, May is going
to give the Westminster weevils another vote. WEHEEEEEY I hear you cry (not).
On the 12th March (just 3 days before the Ides of
March – has this woman not heard of Julius Caesar?) MPs will be allowed to
pick from her limited and tainted selection. They can choose between bad and
dreadful which will look something like this...
Plus, in the wake of the 9 defecations from Labour
(no – that is not a typo) Corbyn has been dragged kicking and screaming to
actually agree a previously stated Labour Party plan. Depending which Labour
Party spokesperson has the mic, this is something like a policy on a second
vote/referendum – albeit one that is vague, unformed, kind of
sloppy/watery and uncomfortable for everyone. Let’s call it Corbyn's diarrhoea option…
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