Being
‘Brexit British’
Shrug off a paedo prince
But sneer at Meghan Markle
Waste years and billions of pounds on a
Faux EU debacle
Elect a clown Prime Minister
Jingoism’s all the rage
Elevate mediocrity
Set all thinking to beige
Xenophobia is so popular
But actually we sold
Everything that was British
The family silver and the gold
(to foreign corporations, princes and oligarchs)
Fuel flag waving hysteria
Cheer passports that are blue
Business experts aren’t impressed
But Boris said ‘fuck you!’
True Brexit Brits will tell us that
Britannia ruled the waves
But leave out any reference to
The history of slaves
Come Brexit Brits all celebrate
The greatest trick conceivable
Getting turkeys to vote for Christmas
Was actually achievable…
(…and then they stuffed themselves – The End)