1. Telegraph
readers admit Brexit is a catastrophe and they were conned for the sake of
xenophobia.
2. Woman
(possibly me…) walks more than 20 yards from home without stepping in dog shit.
3. Daily
Mail readers have an epiphany and see that Jeremy Clarkson is a talentless,
entitled, misogynistic, desperate twat.
4. Royal
family apologise for slavery, return stolen land, property, jewels and other
swag and donate properties for homeless folk to live in.
5. Suella
Braverman stops drooling over intentional cruelty to vulnerable migrants.
6. The
West astonishingly and en masse, cares more about
species extinction, the climate crisis and deadly pollution than reality TV
programmes (see last post).
7. Found
- an intelligent, good looking white supremacist.
8. Monarchy
is abolished. The silly, expensive, pathetic dressing-up-box pantomime
coronation is swapped for an equality street party.
9. Child
of celebrity doesn’t become a model.
10.
Elon Musk, Trump, Matt Hancock, Jair
Bolsonaro, Boris Johnson, +++ are put on The
Naked Emperors’ rocket to Mars.
11.
Voters finally understand that its
wealthy tax avoiders who need to be chased by HMRC not the disabled and
struggling families.
12.
Cigarettes are banned and tobacco
companies pay reparations to all cancer victims – tobacco land grows food.
13.
D list celebrity woman you forgot about,
frantic for attention - wears clothes.
14.
Morons stop buying large dangerous dogs
and other morons stop cutting down urban trees and hedges. They also stop
paving or decking or fake-grassing over their gardens.
15.
Nepotism becomes deeply infra dig.
Talented folk get a chance and the country improves in all ways.
16.
Black lives really matter.
17.
Water company bosses of privatised
English water companies are forced to drink the turd water they pumped into
British waterways.
18.
‘Commentators’ stop talking infinite
shite about stuff they know nothing about in order to draw attention to
themselves – UK public critical faculties improve.
19.
British public suddenly remember the
Tories have been in power for 13 years not just since Sunak became the bronze
medallist PM.
20.
Brexit turns out to have been like
Bobby’s dream in Dallas. UK jingoists and xenophobes aren’t really THAT stupid
or self-destructive. It was all just a nightmare.
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