The British PM now has a minder – Jeremy (woops – I forgot I owned all that property) Hunt.
After lunatic aunty Liz Truss sacked her chancellor
this October for carrying out her agenda in his budget-not-a-budget last month
– she was forced to either cut KK loose or take responsibility herself. It was
a no brainer for the woman with no brain.
So – while much of the British media and public seem
to forget or be unaware that our ongoing humiliations are entirely under
scrutiny by the rest of the world – and while many Brexiters labour under the
crushing delusion that Britain still rules the waves and is excused any amount
of madness due to some sort of overhanging exceptionalism – I’d like to gently
ease them back to reality with some of my imagined headlines from foreign
journals –
My favourite for obvious reasons –
‘The Hunt for Dead October’
‘Truss trussed’
‘Britannia drools’
‘Hell in a handcart with Hunt (part III How low
can we go)’
‘Trussonomics trolled by Greece’
And – in a double bill this week here’s a rap (of
sorts) In times of great catastrophe -
the ratio of poetry per head of population always increases and its certainly
on the up on this blog.
Woz good at banking
Now we’re tanking
In the world ranking
Chad is outflanking
(Britain on cred)
‘Oh dear’ ses Charlie-king
No he’s not thanking
Cos Truss is skanking
Markets all panicking
(Cos we’re stuffed)
Print pounds get franking
Liz thinks its spanking
This right-wing pranking
But I am hankering
(For sanity…)
And so on and so forth...
I’ll let you complete the one with the W…
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