With this much chaos, Johnson’s distraction had to be gigantic…
It should come as no surprise that Boris Johnson should go
full Trump and announce new nukes to distract from his
domestic/economic/pandemic wreckages.
The double catastrophes of the criminally negligent mishandling of the
pandemic and engineering the unnecessary extreme harm of a terrible Brexit,
require something really big – atomic - and that is exactly what Johnson came
up with. Never mind the ruin we are in and the titanic turd which is the
current UK administration – look at the shiny new nukes!
Nuclear Distraction
Attraction
The mess is so big
And so deep and so tall
So Bozza dreams up
A nuclear haul
Protect slaver statues
Let rapists off lightly
Brexit is bonkers
The trade deals unsightly
Poverty – grows
After levelling-up lies
As the rich get bigger slices
Of all of the pies
Ditch another wife
For some daughter-age fanny
No time for Cobra meetings
Oops – another dead granny
But none of it matters
He’s impervious to shame
Wave a flag, insult Europe
We all know the game
If you went to Eton
There is no price to pay
For the misery you leave
In your wake every day
Yes its blob shagger Boz
Always up for the action
Never mind his disasters
Here’s some nuclear distraction