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Friday 26 February 2021

Vaccination vacationers book to go cretinous Ted Cruzin'

Another random Friday ditty accompanied by some W.H.O figures

 2.5 million deaths globally in a year of covid

4.6 million deaths per yr globally from pollution  (mainly in poor countries obviously)

 

Vaccination Vacations 

(Ted Cruzin)

 

We’ve been vaccinated

and now we are elated

Don’t care about

environmental ruin

 

Break out the wheeley trolley

We’re going on a holy

We're sick of staying home

and eating pasta

We want sea and sand

Basic rights that we demand

Why won’t this booking

go through any fasta

 

Poor countries aren’t protected

but we can’t get infected

so line up here

we've packed the factor 8

Sod the air pollution

'They' will find a solution

Make a dash

for the departure gate

 

Ecologists just can it

Let's celebrate

Let's go 

and

wreck

the

planet…

Tuesday 23 February 2021

383. REGULATION is not a dirty word. Ask Texas!

Last week’s legal victories against the government for corrupt contract practices and Uber for trashing workers’ rights are hailed as successes, which of course they are. However, they also highlight the brokenness of British politics and how far we’ve slipped…

Both stories barely broke the surface as the UK media continue to trot out Tory press briefings and staged photos of Boris Johnson dressed up to imply that he personally developed the covid vaccines. In fact the biggest ‘legal’ story appeared to be the divorce of a certain high profile celebrity couple.

In a case against Uber it was decided that workers are – well – workers – yay - entitled to workers’ rights. And in a case taken against the government’s Secretary for Health Matt Hancock, a high court judge ruled that covid contracts, many liberally doled out to Tory mates, were handled illegally – this is the judgement here - Good Law Project v UBER This touches on the subject I’ve written about previously on this blog of pandemic profiteering.

Sadly, these victories point to political failure of the kind we’ve seen in the US for decades. Regulatory failures move those suffering harm into the long, lingering expensive arena of litigation. And – just like with the Uber case – even a victory can be complicated by the company claiming – things have changed significantly during that long legal haul.

In the face of political failures – abdication of responsibility – when politicians simply don’t do what they are elected to do – i.e. GOVERN – society becomes necessarily litigious.

I would site as an analogy the main river that runs through Edinburgh – The Water of Leith which I can just about see from the end of my street. Several years ago huge, ugly, nature-wrecking alterations were made to assuage the problem of flooding between Balgreen and Murrayfield. Many mature trees were ripped up. After much local complaint, a handful of saplings were chucked in. Many of those were vandalised or died as no further attention was given. Some were ruined by the very supports that were initially put in to hold them and which they outgrew. The area is now a vandalised mess and a significant number of the remaining trees are dead or dying. A closed area which used to be rich with bird life is now a mess of dog shit, sludge and rough shrub where few birds nest because of the constant harassment of out of control dogs. The over intrusive measures were required because regular management of the river had not happened for many years.

This is what happens with populism and privatisation and deregulation. Instead of management which is boring and long-haul and requires dedication – you get simply short term reaction to problems which need not have happened. Grenfell. If you need a better example of the absence of effective governance and an aversion to regulation - look at the disaster in Texas. Of all the states in the US, Texas alone is not part of any US national grid – this situation was created in the 1990s so Texas could avoid federal regulation – and boy did they. So much so that despite huge energy resources in a wealthy state – no actual weather management of the energy supply was undertaken.  And the cold which sent Republican Senator Ted Cruz fleeing to a Mexican holiday resort while his constituents died, has happened before - in 2011 so the ‘it could not be predicted’ argument doesn’t hold.

 Here in the UK we have our own history of deregulation and privatisation which began with Thatcher and reached its zenith with Brexit. We will, in the years to come, reap the grim rewards. An unregulated – (read ‘un-managed’) country will inevitably rely more heavily on litigation than proper governance. This means, in effect, that issues only get dealt with when things have gone wrong.

Single issue problems will – like the ruling against Matt Hancock – largely be ignored or – like the Uber ruling – largely be claimed to be irrelevant as the company in question say they altered their working practices anyhow.

If you look down the list of failures on last Tuesday’s post – many are about lives wrecked by government failure to manage and a greedy desire for deregulation. Regulation is about good governance and it protects us down here from the avarice of them up there. It became a negative concept at about the same time as PC- political correctness. A way the media has of gas-lighting - turning what is there for the benefit of the vulnerable into something to be derided.

The legal wins listed are a sign of the times and while the litigators are to be congratulated – the courts cannot fill the enormous hole left by competent timely governance that many will inevitably fall into.

It would be a far better use of money and resources if government did what it was elected to do and is paid handsomely to do; govern – manage - regulate.

Tuesday 16 February 2021

382. Play ‘0dd 0ne 0ut’ – UK C.H.A.O.S (Catastrophically Harmful Acts of Obvious Stupidity) version…

As last week’s blog became (hopefully) obsolete within 48 hours of posting when the mad coal mining decision was shelved for reconsideration without fanfare – we’re going to have a parlour game to celebrate. So, here is the game of 0dd 0ne 0ut UK CHAOS version.

Look at the - by no means comprehensive-  list below and simply see if you can spot the 0dd 0ne 0ut. There are no prizes…


1. Grenfell Tower (unnecessary mass deaths caused by greed)
2. Windrush (government-sanctioned racism scandal)
3. Privatisation of public owned utilities (transport/telecommunications/water/power etc etc etc)
4. Privatisation/deregulation of the care sector
5. Criminally negligent mishandling of pandemic
6. Profiteering from the pandemic
7. Brexit
8. Illegal invasion of Iraq
9. Systemic carcinogenic cronyism
10. The Council Tax
11. Cutting social programmes that were proven to work
12. Making the BBC the TBC (Tory Broadcasting Company) by appointing Tories to the two top jobs.
13. Underfunding/undermining the NHS
14. Environmental vandalism (eg HS2)
15. Ongoing moral failings e.g. ditching The Dubs Amendment
16. The overarching cruelties of Austerity

 

Answer- no. 8 - the illegal invasion of Iraq. That was The Labour Party under Tony Blair – all the other catastrophic shit was/is The Conservatives…

I was thinking we could play O.O.O for casual corruption and just low-level grubbiness next – but Boris Johnson is in such a class of his own there it wouldn’t really be much of a game…

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Tuesday 9 February 2021

381 Government mining stupidity. No - not stupidity over mining. I mean they must be excavating actual stupidity!

The British government is sanctioning new coal mining in Cumbria - in the year an already Brexit-diminished Britain hosts the international climate conference. Are you kidding me?

Thatcher closed them down without a plan to save decimated working class communities – now this government wants to re-open a coal mine at a time when literally every responsible government on the planet is trying to reduce ecological devastation and the use of fossil fuels to save it.

The HS2 pre-redundant rail line blunders on, wrecking ancient woodlands even though everyone agrees that the world post-covid dents even the flimsy arguments used to justify the vandalism of that vanity project. And I would point out – though maybe I already did in the last Tuesday post – the privatised rail networks we have is not fit for purpose.

But more recently this government has given the green (no pun intended) light to coal mining in Cumbria ref - The Guardian. It beggars belief. Even after the ridiculous duffers at Northumberland council gave the go-ahead to open cast mining at Druridge Bay, then Communities Minister Sajid Javid did one of the few positive things I shall remember him for – apart from resigning from Boris Johnson’s government of dim sycophants. Javid overturned that decision in 2018, saving an area of scientific/ecological importance and natural beauty.

It is hard to imagine – other than the usual Tory raison d’etre of shovelling money into the pockets of their cronies as they’ve done throughout the pandemic – why anyone in their right minds would approve this. And in the year when the UK hosts the international climate conference, surely it just makes us more of an international bad joke. Yes, of course they are desperate for ways to offset the catastrophic effects of Brexit – but causing different kinds of damage?

Predictably, those giving the go-ahead to this monstrously hypocritical project are chanting the usual un-examined chaff about local jobs. Yes, the jobs that never really materialise in any substantial way for the local populous. Interestingly, in my horrendous rail-networks-don’t-work journey of a few days ago (see blog 380) I heard lots of interesting tales. I don’t usually eves drop but 12 hours is a long time to get from Edinburgh to the W midlands. Most – like me – were doing genuinely essential journeys. However at one cold platform interlude, I was listening to an old guy talking to two young workmen who had travelled from down south to Motherwell for one day’s work taking out plumbing and electrical equipment from a recently closed shop. I’m fairly sure there are plumbers and sparkies in Motherwell or at least other parts of Scotland – but it was a large contractor who uses - as most do – their own labourers. Even during a pandemic.

I lived and worked and was a city councillor in the NE of England for many years and many many times planning decisions were based on arguments made about the influx of jobs that would ‘naturally follow’ flowing into the area like fairies on a magic stream. NO one challenged that assertion. Few decent jobs ever came for local people and if they did they did not last long. Or they came but in far fewer numbers than promised. Often companies came into the area with their own work force – mopped up government subsidies and then moved on leaving a ghost town of grey metal empty ugly buildings and a newly unemployed local temporary work force. Remember Siemens briefly in Tyneside in the 1990s anyone? I knew guys who not only worked there but men who had uprooted their families to Tyneside for the short-term Siemens jobs.

Is Johnson’s government naturally this moronic or do they have a secret stupidity mine they excavate secretly every day?

Anyhow – in the interests of saving the planet and my ever more fried brain – I’m not going to bang on about this in blog blether – I have an old lyrical piece of story-telling poetry that really covers it completely and in detail and in a much more entertaining way. Because we have literally been screaming into the void for decades on this topic…

 

click hereCasey & the Surfmen to listen to the full audio (I’ve been told that my reading helps folk get to sleep - not sure if that’s a compliment….)

Or 

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Friday 5 February 2021

Nothing Compares (to Boris Johnson)

Yes – its intermittent Friday fever again here on BGOTR (regular posts are on Tuesdays) with altered lyrics to go with our altered reality where the man who caused so many unnecessary UK deaths with his carelessness and incompetence is now feted in the right wing media because communities and the NHS – so trashed by his party over the last decade – have succeeded in competently rolling out the vaccine. But then I supposed it’s a good diversion from the economic horrors of Brexit.

 

Nothing Compares

It's been eleven months that feel like centuries
Since you took so many lives away
I don’t go out at all and sleep all day
Since you took so many lives away
Since you been PM, I can’t do anything I want
I can’t see whomever I choose

I can’t eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant (even with eat out to help out)
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues
'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to your incompetence

It's been such a mess since you’ve been here
Like a turd that hangs around too long
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby, where did you go wrong?
I could put my arms around every stinking Brexit fish I see
But they'd only remind me of you

I went to the doctor, guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said, "Girl you better hang on to your sanity, no matter what you do
Bo Jo’s a fool”

'Cause nothing (etc…

 

Tuesday 2 February 2021

380. If the people running Britain were as competent as the people keeping Britain running…

…how much better off we’d be.

I’ve spent the last 6 days out in the best and worst of  Britain and it  is a mess of contradiction, confusion held together with the sticking plaster of goodwill provided by some of the lowest paid workers in the UK. 

ON January 23rd my extremely elderly, disabled but previously reasonably independent (with my mother’s constant help) grandmother, had a collapse. The following four days brought mum to the brink of collapse and she moved heaven and earth to galvanise services for my gran. On Wednesday I travelled from Edinburgh to the West Midlands to take over for a few days and that is when the fun began.

The Avanti West Coast train I was booked on showed as cancelled when I arrived at the station. I was not allowed to board the Cross Country train due a few minutes later which would have taken me where I needed to go because – according to station staff – the train companies would not agree to take each other’s passengers. This is a problem I’ve encountered many times on our crumbling privatised rail network. Passengers are left stranded at stations while trains that could take them roll past with plenty of empty seats. And at present most trains are running nearly empty. So I waited the two hours for the next AWC service which was delayed (there were at least two delays that day due to deaths on the line… Is there any wonder!)

I won’t go into all the horrors of the mad, bad, sad journey but, suffice to say, I was supposed to arrive to relieve my mum at around 4.30. I actually got there after abandoning my journey before the end and jumping in a taxi, at 10.30. It took 6 trains, a wobbly plank across a track in the cold, wet and dark (to get from a broken train to a ‘rescue’ train) and one bus – with no proper social distancing. Plus, the subsequent trains were all different companies and almost all mostly empty. In fact the final train I boarded somewhere around 10pm was a CROSS COUNTRY train – the company I’d been barred from in the morning.

While the train company operators are clearly just horrible and money grubbing – the staff were professional and kind and long-suffering.

Then I took over at my grandmothers and was treated to a spectacular display of NHS and care service staff – kind, caring, incredibly hard working, professional to a man and woman. The carers who were the icing on the cake, started over the weekend and were mainly Asian woman, and Muslim – of the variety so disparaged by our useless, lazy, grubby, careless, dishonest Prime Minister. Also, Polish immigrants.

The irony was almost painful.

So, yes - If the people running the country were as competent, caring and hard working as the low-paid people who actually keep this country running, how much better off we’d be. 

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