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Tuesday 19 March 2019

303. ERG – the Brexit sect feasting on Parliament’s failing blood supply.


ERG stands for - we are told - European Research Group
This absurd misnomer is the Rees-Mogg cabal orchestrating Brexshit constipation and now jubilantly beating time to the death throes of British democracy.

ERG is one of the most dishonest acronyms in the history of politics. 
Here are 25 more apt suggestions…

Extra Rotten Gobshites
Empire Rabid Ghouls
Evil Rancid Gonads
Eerie Reptilian Goblins
Endemic Right-wing Gobbledegook
Encephalitic Rumpled & Ghastly
Endless Raging Gibberish
Exhausting Ratty Grubs
Enormously Repugnant Gits
Envious Runty Gerbils
Ectoplasmic Rectal Goo
Ebola Rickets & Gonorrhoea
Easily Riled Gimps
Encrusted Reeking Gumboils
Exhumed Resentful Gunge
Effluent Rank Guts
Entrails Ruptured & Gaseous
Extinct Reedy Gringos
Extraordinarily Repulsive Gargoyles
Eons of Rapacious Greed
Explosion of Riotous Germs
Espousing Ridiculous Guff
Entitled Righteous Gloating
Emphatic Rhetorical Gangrene
Excreted Rheumatic Gnomes

(feel free to make up your own...)

And - as some commentators with clout are managing to break the surface re other disasters we've not been dealing with since June 2016 - why not check out how we are wrecking the world and how we could prevent it -
or what it will be like when we've wrecked it -