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Tuesday 26 March 2019

304. White Nationalism / Green Failure / Bloody Capitalism / Black Irony


Cyclone Idai is one more reason to feel utter shame at the purposeful self-harm being indulged in this country and America at a time of global need.

One part of the world wallows in excess in all its forms while leaders indulge victim fantasies and the rest of the world goes to hell. Two wealthy countries – the UK and the US - seem intent on jeopardising their comfort and security to pursue ugly fantasies and chase the false bogeymen they blame for problems which are actually caused by the excesses of unfettered capitalism. The unprecedented growth in White Nationalist terror shows us that those with everything are convincing some very unstable people that growing social problems are not the result of greed and corruption of a few at the top but brown people who have even less than they do. It’s the oldest trick in the right-wing playbook.

In the US, Trump still whines on about a wall to keep out Mexicans and ISIS (!) while an Australian  white supremacist who admired him slaughtered 50 worshipers in New Zealand mosques and all mortal terror on US soil over the last decade has been at the hands of the White Nationalists/Supremacists he refuses to condemn.

I know many on both left and right who indulge in conspiracy theories. I always say to them – ‘I’d like to believe in conspiracy because it would suggest someone was in charge. They are not.’ However, the self-interest groupings of the mega powerful and ultra-wealthy chase hard what is best for themselves, whether it is the wet dream of total de-regulation driving many in the upper echelons of Brexit Apocalypse or those who – despite his obvious failings as a human being and leader - continue to support Trump – because it means they will get even more of what benefits them.

If Trump and Brexit do not convince you of what I have just written, think of the recent hundreds of deaths of innocent air passengers because – it appears – Boeing could not be bothered to train pilots properly and the Air regulators no longer have the funds to properly oversee the air industry. Think of the horrific human sacrifices torched to the god of Don’t Care at Grenfell Tower. Boeing’s message is the same as Grenfell - profits before people every time now in the wealthy West.

Here in the UK we may nominally live in a Western Democracy as do Americans but it would be pushing it to call what we have now Western Civilisation.

As Trump, son of a man who was arrested on a KKK march in 1927 dog-whistles his followers on a political rampage through truth and decency one thing is clear – White Nationalism in the US and its nasty anti-immigrant manifestation in Australia have similar roots to the xenophobic imperialism driving the Brexit hard right.

Trump’s unfortunate paternity would be less of an issue if he had ever taken one of the many recent opportunities to condemned White Nationalist terror and violence.

These personally flaky white men, like the recent Australian murderer in New Zealand seem – ironically – to fear the very thing their forefathers perpetrated on the indigenous inhabitants of their, now, native lands. Many of the White Nationalists emboldened by unchecked right wing leaders, state their fear of being ‘replaced’ like the anti-Jewish marchers in Charlottesville. The anti- immigrant clarion call of Farage during the EU referendum was ‘re-claim our borders’ ignoring the fact that since Thatcher, much of what belonged to the British people has been sold off to the highest bidder. What is there to put a border around?

Britain never imported the vileness of its slave-trade to the UK as in the US; it did not ethnically cleanse indigenous peoples on UK soil as European settlers did in the US and as white settlers tried to in Australia. It did, however, export that brutality in the form of empire and colonies and many of the wealthiest families in the UK can trace their money back directly to the proceeds of the misery of slavery which spanned centuries.

The cabal that call themselves the ERG (see last week’s post) have a neo-colonialist style and rhetoric that is, to my brown ears, one polite step away from White Nationalism.

We have the horrifically and tragically tangled mess of self-interest verses a desperately needed green agenda. We have the extreme profit motives literally killing people so some can amass more money than they could ever spend. We have the cohesion of co-operation across borders which took many bloody conflicts to birth verses the self-destruct of Brexit. There is the abomination of Trump’s White Nationalist anti-Muslimism and anti-Mexican rhetoric and the new Right anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim disease in Australia which seems to feed off the unfounded but deliberately inflated fear that the horrors that benefitted these very people could be visited upon them. It is all an unholy mess and a truly black irony.

Tuesday 19 March 2019

303. ERG – the Brexit sect feasting on Parliament’s failing blood supply.


ERG stands for - we are told - European Research Group
This absurd misnomer is the Rees-Mogg cabal orchestrating Brexshit constipation and now jubilantly beating time to the death throes of British democracy.

ERG is one of the most dishonest acronyms in the history of politics. 
Here are 25 more apt suggestions…

Extra Rotten Gobshites
Empire Rabid Ghouls
Evil Rancid Gonads
Eerie Reptilian Goblins
Endemic Right-wing Gobbledegook
Encephalitic Rumpled & Ghastly
Endless Raging Gibberish
Exhausting Ratty Grubs
Enormously Repugnant Gits
Envious Runty Gerbils
Ectoplasmic Rectal Goo
Ebola Rickets & Gonorrhoea
Easily Riled Gimps
Encrusted Reeking Gumboils
Exhumed Resentful Gunge
Effluent Rank Guts
Entrails Ruptured & Gaseous
Extinct Reedy Gringos
Extraordinarily Repulsive Gargoyles
Eons of Rapacious Greed
Explosion of Riotous Germs
Espousing Ridiculous Guff
Entitled Righteous Gloating
Emphatic Rhetorical Gangrene
Excreted Rheumatic Gnomes

(feel free to make up your own...)

And - as some commentators with clout are managing to break the surface re other disasters we've not been dealing with since June 2016 - why not check out how we are wrecking the world and how we could prevent it -
or what it will be like when we've wrecked it -

Tuesday 12 March 2019

302 Trump’s toxic train is derailing. How does Brexit, with no wheels, no engine, no train tracks – rumble on?


Across the pond the creeps and the cronies, the corrupt crawlers, the crass and the craven and the crap - the people with whom Trump habitually surrounds himself, are getting a little of what we used to call just deserts. Only the crazies remain.

As they take turns in court to hear a new sentence (Manafort) or to be told that they may be incarcerated for contempt before they’ve even been tried (Stone) or sit dog- faced, weary and diminished before The House Intelligence Committee (Cohen) the list grows. The seediness is exceeded only by the strange mundaneness of it all.

But here in the UK, nothing. The liars (Farage, Gove etc) the racists (Farage, Johnson) the dullards (David Davis) hypocrites and lunatics (Ree Smogg) and the growing list of incompetents (Theresa May, Jeremy Corbyn +++) still stand in Parliament, do press conferences, seem to believe they are in charge of something and worth their pay cheques.  Dominic Raab – Minister (for about 4 months) for Exiting the EU who admitted he didn’t understand the importance of the Calais to Dover trade route, is now being named as a potential successor to May. Well – why not. Why not vote for a hay stack for that matter?

Chris Grayling the unbelievably below par Secretary of State for Transport and Karen Bradley the idiot Secretary of State for Northern Ireland – who knows nothing about – well – Ireland, are like diversionary plants to show us that however useless  those 'doing' Brexit may appear – there are worse people. Much worse. Just cast your mind back to the snivelling Gavin Williamson – spider boy – our gormless Secretary of State for Defence who – after the Russian poisonings proclaimed that Russia should “shut up and go away”. Problem solved.

And yes – one could argue that their destruction of Britain – in terms of credibility and in fact - was not intentional. Being an ex-lawyer – I am well aware of the importance of INTENT – marking as it does the difference between Murder and Manslaughter.

HOWEVER...

There comes a point in criminal law, and in the depths of personal injury law – and surely in common sense – when blind incompetence to the point of willful ignorance becomes recklessness and opens up the charge of obvious, foreseeable harmful consequences to such an extent that intent becomes irrelevant.

Why - in the US and UK - have all the turds floated to the top at this point in history and when are the publicly paid, most incompetent and  in-cohesive johnnies and janes this country has ever had the misfortune to call a ruling administration, going to get theirs?

We’ve had ours and it’s making most of us sick…

AND – as I said in another letter to the press this week (published in The Independent) – it’s not as if anyone is even debating actual Brexit anymore –

Listening, at the weekend, to the various white noise that passes for debate about Brexit  – in the run up to more ridiculous Parliamentary votes on something or other to do with the Brexit mess - I had an out of body experience and came to a very simple, obvious conclusion -
No one is even fighting over ‘Brexit’ anymore – whatever that was.

It’s as if shady street hawkers enticed people into a spangled glitzy looking restaurant with promises of free roast beef, double pudding and singing waiters and somewhere between the entrance and the table at the back – the heating was switched off, the music stopped, the lights went out, the décor faded to a mottled grey and now the customers are being persuaded to stay in the restaurant and fight over whether to eat the dusty old dried flower arrangement – or not.  And,  they are going at it hell for leather.

Meanwhile – normal life is going on outside…

Tuesday 5 March 2019

301. Make Pancakes not War



Panic not – I am a poet so poems occasionally appear on this blog. This one is in the form of a secular prayer for Shrove Tuesday or, as we called it as kids, Pancake Day.

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Make Pancakes not War
by Amanda Baker

Make pancakes not war
Make love don’t fight
Talk it over
Have a cuppa
Be still
Be the light

Don’t shoot to kill
Plant sunflowers,
Grow crops, fix the world
You can’t call back
Harsh words
Once they’ve been hurled

Hold hands in soft silence
Pick fruit
Row a boat
Slow down
Observe
Watch bath toys afloat

Make peace with joyful noise
Have a hug
Be my friend
Don’t go on
Like this
Stumbling to the end

Let the sum of your
Happiness
Outweigh
Your despair
Make pancakes
AND love if you dare…


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