Mike
Pence’s fly
(Based on the children’s rhyme ‘There was an old woman who swallowed a fly’)
I know an old man who hosted a fly
On top of his head, the fly wasn’t shy
I wonder why
Pence wittered about
False reality
He must have spent time
With Sean Hannity
His head was so full
Of masses of shit
Maybe that’s why the fly
On his pate did sit
Mike got a fly
Because he spews rot
Nobody knows
How he got where he got
Perhaps the Pence head
Has just spent so long
Up Trump’s derriere
The fly liked the pong
The fly sat down
On top of the clown
It stopped to think
Cos he liked the stink
It did not detect
Any sign of life
With Kamala there
Where was [mother] his wife?
There was an old man
Who hosted a fly
I dunno why
He hosted the fly
IFthedemsdon’twininNovember we’ll all CRY…