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Tuesday, 25 September 2018

282. Brexit, Cheqsit, Jexit - Wotaloadofshit & EVERYONE KNEW…


Ok – I know – after last week you will be wondering if this is my bad new habit of conflating words to make more madness – though in this case ‘Cheqsit (the exit of the Chequers non-starter deal) it could be argued that it is a conflation of three words as Brexit is already Britain’s exit – in case you’d lost the thread. I promise I won’t adopt this annoying habit (annabit?)

I mention Chequers in passing in a letter published in The Independent in early July.
It concerns the general nonsense perpetrated on the UK and US by the current appalling rag tag of degenerate, half-baked, abysmal, incompetent, venal, blinkered ‘leaders’. In among my mini rant about the smoke and mirrors folk are being subjected to on both sides of the Atlantic, I allude to the Chequers deal brokered by our broken government. I say it is a deal the EU will not agree to. I said this as soon as the basic details were public because it was obvious, clear, apparent the EU would not cross its well-known red lines for a country that was trying to be the wrecking ball of 40 years of passably good relations, peace and substantial trade benefits. 

Here is a handy summary of the Chequers deal if it’s all spaghetti to you - https://www.ecnmy.org/engage/chequers-proposal-explained/

And yes – I know that Cameron left Theresa May holding as stinking pile of entrails when he existed stage left pursued by his own inadequacy but dear lord – why does she constantly keep trying to serve it up to us as if its best steak?

Why did the people supposedly ‘in the know’ the ones running the UK, the people who are steering this badly listing vessel we call Britain – have to wait until the arse end of September to be told, at Salzburg, that Chequers was entirely unworkable/unacceptable on any reading of the broadest understanding of the EU rules? It was so so so evident

In the past on this blog I’ve pointed out, in a rather depressed way, when things seemed patently predictable like that Ed Miliband would NOT win the 2015 general election.  Ed Miliband subsequently lost that General Election. That seemed to have come as a surprise to people with far more info at their fingertips than me – the UK media – the Westminster commentators blah blah blah.

And talking of that utterly depressing subject – the total failure of opposition which  we can call Jexit – Jeremy Corbyn’s exit from reality – why is Labour not light years ahead in the polls when the Tories are making such a monumental mess of absolutely everything? One simple answer there – Corbyn. But somehow that is not to be admitted either.

Everyone with a political pulse knew Chequers was a non-starter. The Chequers’ nag keeled over in the stable but the owners were still placing bets.

Everyone knew.

EVERYONE KNEW

Everyone

Knew

Help!

Au secours…

Hilfe

Tuesday, 18 September 2018

281. Racism / Sexism - why do many privileged white men not see it?


Alan Howe of The Australian – helped me see why they don’t see - new rexism.


What do you call that super toxic blend when racism is tangled with sexism and nestled in the wire wool cocoon of free expression, vigorously defended by privileged white men?  It ought to be called ‘Rexism’ but there was a fascist party in Belgium in the 1930s called Parti Rexiste. I’ll use it anyhow as the word works so well on so many levels.  Rexism – is so much more than the sum of its parts as the Serena Williams cartoon and the reactions to it attest.

In the UK privileged white men reliably roll out to support our racist ex foreign secretary Boris Johnson every time he is racist (see two posts back). Many (usually older) privileged white men don’t seem to get that their views may just be informed by never ever having experienced the sorts of vile behaviour which go with not being white or male or privileged (or in positions of privilege). And when you synthesise sexism and racism the results are diabolical.

I recently wrote a two line letter concerning that racist/sexist cartoon of Serena Williams. Very surprisingly there was a bounce-back personal email response from Alan Howe of The Australian broadly informing me that racism is in the eye of the beholder…

What struck me was that he seemed to have no idea that his own perspective might have something to do with being a white male in a privileged and relatively powerful position. And – as if that point needed underlining – The Jamaica Observer published the concise letter http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/letters/serena-cartoon-also-sexist_144108?profile=1326&template=MobileArticle
Their editor did not feel the need to contact me to tell me how/when to think.

This is all of our brief exchange -

Alan Howe - responding to the letter - 12th Sept 2018
It [the cartoon] is neither sexist nor racist. Only someone looking earnestly to be offended by something - anything - might come to such a conclusion. I am a migrant to Australia myself and like millions of others I have found it only to be a land of tolerance and acceptance. It's probably why so many people of so many colours and creeds - uncountable millions of them - wish to live here.

Me
Hi Alan,
Thanks for your interesting response.
I doubt the Aborigines would agree with your take but we are not talking about the whole of Australia but a cartoon aimed at someone who is a sports star at a very high level. It was clearly drawn because it would draw as much attention to the cartoonist as the subject and it makes clear play of both the female and black stereotype.
If you can find an equivalent of a white male sports star at equivalent level after one major bust up I'd like to see it.

Alan Howe
“One major bust up”? No, her bullying follows the pattern, perhaps of a lifetime. Her cheating is conceded. Her unpleasantness obvious. Her skills undeniable. The same cartoonist lethally dealt with Nick Kyrgios’s shortcomings days before, his exaggerated Greek features raising no offence anywhere on the planet. Think about it. 
Me
Dear Alan
I get that you are a white man and I am a black woman but I don't need to be told when to think about it...

My suggestion was a person of similar rank so - not NK and also - perhaps you could read around the subject of racism and misogyny - the weight of the problem depends on the history behind the bigotry. I'm not suggesting that some Greeks haven't had it rough (Odysseus) but come on...

Alan Howe
I founded Australia’s Immigration Museum. Next time you are in Australia you should visit it. Every country gets stuff wrong, very few get it so right. The museum is our evidence- and it is emphatic.
Me
ER - congrats - but I think you just descended into 'some of my best friends are black' territory.

AnyHOWE  this was fun but now I have to go downstairs and visit my 92 year old neighbour Betty for some good political debate.

G'day mate

Alan Howe
No one I know qualifies nor quantifies their friendships by colour or creed. It is not an Australian thing. Not that I am Australian. I wish Betty well. 



I’m sure Mr. Howe is a nice, if somewhat pompous sounding bloke – even if he is far from ‘woke’. However, even if you take a simple statement like ‘cheating accepted’ – the opposite is actually true. Serena Williams has been tested more than any other tennis star to the point where many regard that as racist.

The Serena Williams cartoon is absolutely rexist. I did email my own doodle (see above). Alan Howe did not respond or comment…

Q. Why do many privileged white men not see rexism?
A. Words 4, 5 and 6 of that last sentence.
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Tuesday, 11 September 2018

Brexit needs a 25th Amendment…


Resistance –circa 2018 in America rests not on backbone, clear thinking and bravery but walking on eggshells around the US president because he’s BONKERS. This is like giving someone a cup of tea on the pavement because they’ve been hit by a truck when there is a hospital around the next corner. Why don’t they just go for the 25th Amendment? Then I got to wondering if this could work for a weird destructive political phenomenon like Brexit.

The anonymous op-ed in the New York Times claiming to be from The Resistance in the White House is at least funny – sort of. TAR – the Trump Administration Resistance. (OK you come up with a better acronym) Pahleeeeease.

There is a real way to resist and this isn’t it.

Political or social resistance does not involve hanging on to your position and large public salary and writing an anonymous op-ed to a famous newspaper about how you snuck a few sheets of paper of the bad baby president’s desk. Accept that Trump is deranged as we all seem to – say so out loud - and get the ball rolling with that part of the constitution that was put in place to deal with this very problem. The 25th Amendment was precipitated by the murder of J.F.Kennedy (although there had been previous incidents of a presidential vacuum for a variety of reasons – death, ill health, mental impairment) and was enshrined in 1965. It is a cover-all for a president who cannot fulfil presidential duty and includes if, like Trump, the pres is a lunatic. The 25th Amendment is the solution. Use it America.

Mr Anonymous needs to realise that real resistance involves some personal sacrifice. Check out perhaps the French Resistance during WWII. The self-proclaimed hero of TAR has clearly never seen Le Silence de la Mer or Casablanca.

But maybe we all need to think about resisting. Isn’t everyone just being ridden over by anyone with power and money and by giant corporations and mind-bending media? Frankly if Elon Musk is what unimaginable wealth and corporate power looks like we should all be even more worried than we are.

These days – if you want to resist it is still the case that you need to sacrifice a little. Not your life, like the resistance fighters of old but – maybe – some shit you don’t need. Sacrifice some laziness. Stop updating your phone every 12 months. Stop feeding the fuel tanks of airlines by ‘nipping abroad’ twice or thrice of four times a year for a break from your stressed life. Unless of course you want to go visit a refugee camp for a month so you can find out what real stress is. Stop watching shit on the TV and buying shit and eating shit and accepting the shit in the gutter press. Stop allowing the distraction of reality TV to blind you to what is happening around you. Stop blaming everything and everyone else for what is wrong in your life. Stop shopping in shops that refuse to employ your fellow human beings (see blog 218. Lidl 0 – Barack Obama 1).

That is real resistance circa 2018. Dump just needs to be sectioned and all his spineless, corrupt, self- serving enablers provided with orange jump suits also (they clearly like orange). Then they can be incarcerated for a long time for the crime of being gutless in the face of blatant corruption, racism, sexism, vile brutality against children etc etc etc.

From this side of the pond, the SS Britannia continues to take on water having been deliberately driven onto the rocks of Brexit but the gross blob I wrote about last week seems – I think – to have mis-stepped and is not as close to being PM as he thought he’d be. Interesting!
 
It is fascinating to see another country equally in the midst of a political mental, moral meltdown. However, as further moves are taken to ensure the speedy demise of our nation it is cold comfort to look across the Atlantic and find that there is a democracy, bigger than our own, that has self-harmed to such an extent.

Access Hollywood – tick. Kids in cages – tick. Fraud – tick.  Treason – tick. And that’s all before breakfast. Prior to lunch there’s blatant racism and white supremacy and tinkering with global annihilation whenever there is too much focus on Trump’s tax returns or treasonous behaviour.

Ultimately – despite his attempts at embalming while still alive – even if Trump does manage to turn the US into a fascist dictatorship he will – eventually – die… America will have to relearn how to be shocked at appalling public behaviour but much of the current shit will go with him. Not so Brexit.

If, somewhere hidden in our unwritten constitution, there is the equivalent of a 25th Amendment for Brexit - would someone please find it in the next 198 days...

Tuesday, 4 September 2018

279. Boris Johnson & the Catastrophic Ignorance of Privilege


The wilful ignorance that led to Boris Johnson’s infantile, damaging racism last month emanates from privilege. This matters because the mega gobshite is plotting to become Britain’s next prime minister and in this world where the second-rate, the bigoted and the dysfunctional rise, it could happen.


As I am not a psychiatrist I'll by-pass the elements of his behaviour that smack of personality disorder. However, the ignorance of a man who has had every advantage money can buy is an enigma that should interest us all. Johnson’s sense of entitlement precedes the colossal dray of his ego like a six legged cart horse wearing large, immovable blinkers. 

The UK opposition is in meltdown with Jeremy Corbyn lost in the miasma of his own mediocrity. Prime Minister Theresa May’s grasp of ‘now’ was disastrously displayed when she tried to dance with children in a South African school. Our Head Girl was wooing a continent the UK has historically raped, exploited and manipulated in a ludicrous attempt to counter the imminent annihilation of Brexit. She jerked about as if she had a slipped disc and was trying to shit standing up (see my letter in The Guardian last week) https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/31/the-importance-of-ethical-aid-to-africa  She did us no favours.

Boris Johnson reportedly had the connivance of repulsive spoilt-baby-president maker – Steve Bannon when he dog whistled the UK racists with his nasty anti-Muslimism name calling in August. He now apparently has tactical support from the man who managed Theresa May’s campaign – Lynton Crosby (Australia - we’ll never forgive you).

Johnson’s is not the spiteful Farage variety of racism. Even the teachers at Nigel Farage’s private school recognised his bigotry and apparently wanted to bar him from prefect duties.

Boris Johnson’s racism, like the man himself, is sloppy; he simply doesn’t see the problem of using racism to get what he wants. Other people just don’t matter that much. Respect, like duty, restraint and obeying the law, is for little people. His is not the dog-shit-through-the-letter-box variety of racism or the knife-at-a-bus-stop kind or the someone-to-beat-up-after-the-pub sort. It’s not the anonymous racist hate mail type that I experienced as a city councillor in the 1990s. The potential consequences, for his victims, of platforming further random hatred towards an already put-up-on minority were not at the forefront of his mind when he dripped more xenophobic acid. ‘What’s in it for Boris’ was.

One of the oddest comments from the plethora of privileged white men, who came out (again) to defend Johnson’s petty, poisonous, bigoted comments about women in Burkas, was the one claiming that Johnson could not be a racist because he’d been mayor of London, one of the most diverse cities on the planet. That’s like claiming a doctor couldn’t be a murderer (anyone heard of Harold Shipman?) or that someone with responsibility for children could not be a paedophile (examples - too many to mention). It was a non-argument. However, it’s easy to see why his cheerleaders are running out of even vaguely credible excuses.

I do not bother with Re Smogg’s drivel. Our resident Dickensian stick insect did the maths and realised he’d not be the one to land an available Tory leadership slot so the best thing was to suck up to the next most likely candidate.

Rowan Atkinson? Maybe he was trying to outdo his elder brother, a failed would-be UKIP leader. Don’t know don’t care.

Andrew Mitchel of Plebgate? He has form when it comes to thinking there is one rule for himself and another for the plebs so, as a Johnson apologist, he can also be yawned off.

In better times, Johnson’s racist language would have been career ending. Similar utterances by someone lower down the social food chain might lead to a criminal record. From the racist slur of President Obama to comments that reeked of judgement so poor (in Myanmar where he was reined in by the UK attaché) you wonder anyone would leave him in charge of their cat never mind a country’s global reputation. He was, however, appointed Foreign Secretary after the Obama slur and, during his mercifully brief tenure as the UK’s top foreign representative managed to make the fragile Zagahri-Ratcliffe situation much worse. Johnson dropped another casual clanger, putting the British-Iranian mother in increased danger – wrongly and provocatively stating that Ms ZR had been training journalists.

The dull, older, privileged white men who repeatedly rescue Johnson from his own utterances try, and fail, for nuanced argument. The two-dimensional pups who just want their names in the news claim – ‘it’s just Boris being colourful’. The latter argument might work if he was some fat ugly bog-eyed ignorant drunk yelling at passers-by from a park bench. But he’s a fat ugly bog-eyed ignorant potential leader of the UK at one of the most perilous times in British peace time history.

Johnson’s racism, incompetence, corruption (Garden Bridge anyone?) vile person, lack of dignity, lack of interest in anything but himself etc. are acknowledged. What is not flagged up often enough is the obvious extent of his wilful ignorance.

Ironically, Boris Johnson’s extreme, almost tangible ignorance comes from his privilege and not despite it. I’ve seen it many times. He is, like many of his ilk – as shuttered and uncomfortable with the variety of human existence as a poorly educated young thug with dysfunctional parents who has never been further than the crumbling edges of a down-at-heel inner-city estate. Except, the latter might understand more than Boris Johnson of the range and gift and beauty of human variety.

I have written many times about just how badly Britain has suffered from the curse of entrenched privilege. I’ve reminded readers that it is not just that Trevor-poor-but-clever doesn’t get on up where he could serve our country well, Tim-rich-but-dim gets up there and exposes us to his inadequacies. And oh boy, where Johnson is concerned, those inadequacies are endless…

(For the moment we’ll leave Tania v Tamara because that’s a whole other banana).

Yes, not everyone from privilege is bound by it. Some have insight and self-awareness just as some manage to escape poverty, prejudice and lack of opportunity. But Johnson has embraced the protection and career projection of privilege with unprecedented voracity and self-serving, reverting to the buffoon whenever he tires of pretending to be a statesman. But he cannot be both.

Frequently, his sycophantic excusers paint Boris Johnson as a court jester. He is not. The role of the court jester was often to say things the courtiers could not say. In other words the jester had licence to speak truth to power. It was not the jester’s job to pick on the most vulnerable and give them a kicking to please the mob.

Johnson is not even interested in his own tribe. They should consider that next time they are ready to scuttle out and defend him. When, in the context of Brexit, he said “fuck business” he meant fuck everything. Fuck everything apart from what is good for Boris Johnson. If the UK continues its chaotic slide from manufacturing David to 3rd rate unstable, service-based economy – see blog 202 The TAT economy – what is it and should we be scared? http://browngirloutsidethering.blogspot.com/2016/09/202-tat-economy-what-is-it-and-should.html Johnson will not care. It won’t affect him.

Our 2018 world is a grimmer place than it need be. Even nations with calm sensible mature individuals at the helm stand only some chance of turning things around. Those run by fat brats with bad hair, bladder-sack skin, massively inflated opinions of themselves and the moral rigor of delinquent lab rats after a botched lobotomy, stand no chance.

Never was there a clearer UK example of someone socially disabled by the wilful ignorance of privilege becoming such a destructive social force. Trump is the larger contemporary parallel and the vile white supremacist Steve Bannon – reported to be coaching Johnson - has already made that connection. If Johnson were to become PM, it would mark a low point in post-war British social political history which would make Theresa May look like Gandhi.

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