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Tuesday 4 August 2020

357. Confused by Britain’s disastrous covid response? Re-read Mantel.

I finished re-reading Bring up the Bodies by Hilary Mantel yesterday. I’m finding it difficult to concentrate on anything new under the shadow of the UK government’s internationally derided criminal incompetence.

Immediately after closing the book, I got to thinking just how similar is the dynamic between King Henry and Thomas Cromwell and pseudo-king Johnson and Dominic Cummings. You don’t even have to go as far as the discarded wives.

Boris Johnson is not the physically impressive figure Henry VIII was and Cummings is not, despite his own fantasies, the adept, ingenious manipulator Cromwell was but if we think Cummings is the ultimate puppet master, we underestimate the strain being put on the strings.

Commentators, including me, have imagined we see Cummings running things for Boris Johnson but Johnson is the ultimate player and it may be Cummings who loses his head as Johnson sails ever on untouched in his gigantic, un-anchored cruise ship of privilege.

When the next set of after-the-horse-has-bolted covid rules that make no sense are landed on the UK public from nowhere with no notice or proper reasoning or logic  – instead of searching for a rational explanation just imagine the whim of a mad – self-obsessed- spoiled-brat, misogynist, jingoistic king and it will make a horrible kind of sense…