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Tuesday 3 April 2018

270. Brexit - a summary of the dreary characters in this very bad, expensive, pointless, poorly-scripted, unbelievably tedious yet addictive soap opera.


British Prime Minister Theresa May – who argued firmly and logically to remain in the EU during the referendum is forcing through the hardest of hard Brexits whipped by the lunatic ex-Etonians like Rees Mogg. She purchased the support of 10 Irish DUP MPs to remain in power after a disastrous snap General election. The DUP happily sold their support for £1bn despite their constituents voting strongly to remain in the EU.

Boris Johnson is ex lord mayor of London where he corruptly spent tax payer money on the Garden Bridge fiasco and is a Brexit flag-waver even though he also supported Remain at one point. He is a liar, racist (see blog 184) and buffoon but represents the UK on the world stage as our Foreign Secretary.

Michael Gove is Environment Secretary, arguably now one of the most important posts in any government. He is the prominent Brexiter who derided experts during the EU referendum and recently scolded privatised water companies for the state of the UK’s waterways forgetting it was his party that sold off not just water but all British utilities to the private sector (see blog 268).

Tony Blair is back being interviewed by the mainstream media – mainly for his views on Brexit. This flies in the face of what many argue which is that the xenophobia that buoyed up the Leave campaign came partly from an intense and renewed fear of foreigners as the world tipped into chaos following the destabilisation of the Middle East after the illegal invasion of Iraq by Mr Messiah complex and his buddy G.W.Bush. (ref blog 265).

Privileged racist Nigel Farage was regarded as just another rabid right-wing nutter prior to 2014 when UKIP got their first MP - Tory defector Douglas Carswell who subsequently ditched the party in 2017. While deriding the EU and EU immigrants, Farage had a German wife – later apparently had an affair with a French MEP, joined forces with fascists on the European parliament was docked pay for misuse of EU funds (along with liar and fantasists and also one-time UKIP leader Paul Nuttal) and will benefit from an EU pension. (ref blogs 111 & 191).

There is no longer an honourable third party to mix things up. The Liberals – party of Lloyd George who as Chancellor of the Exchequer early in 20th century laid the foundations for modern Welfare – sank to new lows 8 years ago. Nick (cojones) Clegg sold out the youth of Britain (see blog 130) to briefly enjoy power as a side-kick to David Cameron (pig head lover) after the Brown disaster led us into the 2010 elections and a new era where you were no longer allowed to call bigots bigots...  In my view (based on no inside knowledge but only how I would have felt) Nick Clegg broke the heart of former leader and real Liberal, Charles Kennedy who died suddenly, shortly after the following election where the Liberals were shown the political door by disgusted voters. Tim Farron took the helm for a couple of years but bowed out when he – like others before him – tried to use Christianity as an excuse for his homophobia (which as a non-homophobic non-bigoted Christian always seriously pisses me off). They went back to Vince Cable who was prominent and unpopular in the 2010 – 2015 coalition so although they are the only party with any Remain credibility – they have no other sort of credibility so it makes absolutely no difference.

I could say that Labour, the UK’s opposition party is being led by intellectual lightweight and catastrophic Brexit ditherer Jeremy Corbyn but that would imply that I believe the UK has a functioning opposition in any real sense or that Corbyn is doing anything approximating leadership…

America may be in the hands of a misogynist, corrupt, infantile, semi-literate – quote-Rex-Tillerson – who is working his way through the deranged and rabid TV personalities of Fox News to staff his Whitehouse but the UK is in a catastrophic downward spiral of flaccid mediocrity (why do I feel I should mention David Davis here...). It is mediocrity with powerful impetus if that’s not a paradox. And in another extraordinary and surreal balancing act, the Working Class have managed to be both aspirational and self-destructive in a contradiction of kamikaze confusion. 

It is the young who will suffer. They have been crapped on and they will carry the can for this into the future and it’s not fair…

This can be summarised by a recent doodle and a slightly older one…