When royals have sex we pay
In deference to the constitution
What an ingenious genteel form
Of privilege prostitution
This poem is by me – just in case you thought it was by Andrew Motion or Carol Ann Duffy.
In honour of the Baby News - see last week’s blog - I am reviving this piece. It was originally posted on 25:09:12 (Amanda’s Royal Rejection by Richard Maidley).
Waste not, want not!